...please take the time to complete the following sentence:
"When life hands you a lemon..."
The most original, humorous, and relevant-to-themes-on-this-blog response will win a very special imaginary prize.
(Sample response: "...give yourself a papercut with you grandmother's copy of the King James Bible and then squeeze the lemon juice into the wound.")
When life hands you a lemon ... have hope that god loves you and will take you into a lemon-free heaven eventually. Pay no further attention to that lemon. It is just part of reality. Reality sucks.
ReplyDeleteWhen life hand you a lemon......eat the lemon and then poop out the seeds to help make more lemon trees.
ReplyDeleteWhen life hands you a lemon.....realize that God hates lemons (like he hates Esau) and that he loves oranges (like he loves Jacob), but this love and hate are temporal means to creating a greater, eternally tasty tropical fruit punch consisting of every kind of citrus.
When life hands you a lemon....know that it is to thicken the plot.
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